Stats
Chuckability
Scary factor
Horny
Transsexuality
D
E
A
D
P
O
O
L
The merc with the mouth
Man I have nothing to say. He's the puppet master that cursed my dick. He's my meow meow. I want to throw him off a roof. I hate him and I hate how much he works on me. I want to put him in pretty little outfits. I want him in a way that's not condusive to life. Neither of us survives the encounter. God bless!!!
Stats
Chuckability
Scary factor
Horny
Transsexuality
B
A
T
M
A
N
The Dark Knight
Batman my best friend Batman... The way I love Bruce I want to do cartwheels every time I see and think of him. He's gay he's transgender he's NEVER going to figure that out unless, like, a lot of things change really fast. Don't worry mx Wayne I saw your demonias...
Stats
Chuckability
Scary factor
Horny
Transsexuality
S
U
P
E
R
M
A
N
You'll believe a man can fly.
Nobody could ever ever make me think you're boring. I used to be pretty neutral about Clark (mostly because I haaaaated the Snyderverse movies) but I understand now. I'm THERE. I care about him so much and I'm so picky about his characterization at all times. WATCH SUPERMAN 1978.